i don't know

i'm not actually funny i'm just really mean.
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hobbitdragon:

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’
"I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure."

April 19th / 72,807 notes

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uoa:

idk what i’d do without rice 

April 19th / 23,939 notes

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thingswewontremember:

this chick is about to throw some blows but the kangaroo is like yo yo take it easy

dulect:

when you’re sitting alone in class

image

image

April 19th / 43,869 notes

plasticbagvevo:

me and my friend:

image

you and your friend:

image

April 19th / 112,074 notes

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

April 18th / 539,444 notes

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thrashleydawn:

femintits:

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

April 18th / 289,841 notes

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

April 18th / 50,679 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

image

April 18th / 205,521 notes

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hotboysofficial:

when boys shower