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I'm Amy and I'm naming my kid sex fruit

am I legal yet

standarded:

I wish I could just press the restart button on some people

September 15th / 51,059 notes

sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

image

September 15th / 319,031 notes

suckmyvertical:

It’s never too late to drop out of school and become a stripper

September 15th / 4,043 notes

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jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

September 15th / 28,007 notes

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coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

September 15th / 291,447 notes

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illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

image

September 15th / 330,751 notes

sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

September 15th / 53,540 notes

otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices

September 15th / 174,019 notes

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blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

September 15th / 110,997 notes

"I don’t care
if you messed up today
or if you mess up tomorrow
or if things didn’t go as planned
and you didn’t win all of your battles
this is not a straight road
this is not an easy journey
so I don’t care
what I do care about is you
and your health
and you are trying
and you are strong
so don’t let today stop you
let it help you to learn
because things won’t always be easy
but you will get there
you will recover"

September 15th / 6,338 notes