I'm naming my kid sex fruit

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

October 20th / 548,370 notes

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tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

October 20th / 382,984 notes

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kat-whiskers-phan:

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE
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riseofthecommonwoodpile:

nicecleanfight:

words can be hard

apparently i bookmarked this post a year ago

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

October 20th / 670,760 notes

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stunningpicture:

Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

image

October 20th / 272,668 notes

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  • Fuckboy: i love you
  • Me: are you rich?
  • Fuckboy: no.....
  • Me: ✔ Seen 8:34

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